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Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, breaking a condom is 18
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You're fat...Don't sugarcoat it cause you'll eat that too
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I don't know why people find drunk texts annoying...You're the person they're thinking of when their brain can't even function properly.
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Lord please give me patience cause if you give me strength i may just beat this bitch to death....
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That awkward moment when you can't find your bra, so you just stuff your boobs in your pants.
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When you joking with your mom then she turns it into a lecture
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So let me get this right, You got the new Iphone and your fridge is empty?!
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Paranoia: A thought process believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Hello Clarice!!!
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Watch out, we got a badass over here
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PullOver...No, it's Cardigan, but thanks for noticing!
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My girlfriend...How my parents see her. How my friends see her. How she sees herself. How society sees her. How i see her. What she actually looks like.
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Before...6 months later...Because 6 months is the time required to learn Photoshop
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"At a restaurant" would you like a table? No, Not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
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Couples that fart together stay together
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Cop pulls me over, says "your eyes look red you been smokin weed"? I replied "your eyes look glazed you been eating doughnuts"?
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If every kiss begins with "K" Then I'm just going to assume that when you text me "K" you secretly want to make out.
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I've seriously been trying to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke, but it's just not twerking.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other? We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts!
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I think it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars...Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other
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in the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take and the poorly timed farts
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Live, fart,laugh
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My butt fell asleep! I know...I can hear it snoring.
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I just farted in the med room
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A good husband always takes out the trash.
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I married my stalker... This could be us, but you keep calling the police
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The matrix for every married man
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Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
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A married man...made his own sandwich? A woman is reading the newspaper?
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I haven't farted in 3 years
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When you feel a fart coming
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Taking selfies, and then he farted...
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I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but when i fart, the room smells lovely.
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Never hold farts in. They travel up your spine and into your brain. That's where your crappy ideas come from.
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Never fart in a wetsuit!
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"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat."
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Hello, I am your new wallpaper (and I love you.)
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HeHe I just farted...They know
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If you think your life sux...Think about SpongeBOB
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Back off ladies! You shall NEVER take our virginity!
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